Hey! It’s nice to meet you! Listen, we only have three minutes, so I wanted to ask you something really important. So I’m playing FIFA 12 and I’m working on different formations for City, right? Now I usually go with the 4-2-3-1 because it closely mirrors City’s real current formation, but I feel my fullbacks don’t overlap often enough, which is vital because Silva and Nasri aren’t “true” wingers and need to cut inside. Should I stick with it or tweak it to a 4-1-2-1-2 and push Yaya Toure upfield? I’ve just been going back and forth and - oh whoops, our time’s up. What was your name again?
My plot to help my friend out during speed dating by being my comparatively awful self is going to go really well.