I logged into my Meetup account to see if anything worthwhile was going on around me. The answer is no, no there is not. I do have to admit that “Precise” is a pretty boss nickname though, brah.
There’s always that.
WBLI
Does 106.1 WBLI really need to advertise itself or the music it plays on Cablevision if it’s pretty much the “default” Top 40 radio station (that plays the same 12 songs every hour) everywhere on Long Island? It was the default radio station at the gym on campus at Stony Brook and, without fail, played the same song at the same time every night (thus helping to forge my vicious hatred of “Hey There Delilah”). And I assume that if you’re really having difficulty finding a station that plays Katy Perry’s “Firework” often enough for you, well, there isn’t much to say about you that’s positive or, at the very least, inoffensive in some way. Just fuck off already.
Oxygen Bar in Rocky Point Shut Down
Looks like somebody didn’t keep the drama at home. Whoops.
MUST GO AND JOIN THAT CRAZY PARTY ACROSS FROM THE CVS!
LEAVE THE DRAMA AT HOME, OR ACROSS THE STREET AT CVS!
Ahahahaha Long Island.
I would be shocked if anybody in this commercial could point out Slovakia on a map. But WE’RE BIGGER THAN YOU SLOVAKIA! Also, we have all those countries beat in trashy douchebag bars. Strong Island, BAY-BEE!!!!“Newsday: Nation of Long Island” commercial.
I’ll spare you any comments on Newsday since my feelings are very mixed and leave you with the typical mindset of Long Islanders.
Long Island, where we “MeetUp” to discuss our love of coffee, chocolate, and our God-given right to drive like utter and complete douchebags under the guise of freedom.
