December 2009
58 posts
Report: Manchester City vs Stoke City →
A close ally of Hughes, Bellamy is known to be upset at the manner of the dismissal and Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is among those believed to be monitoring the situation and pondering whether it is worth launching a bid during the January transfer window. However, Redknapp will have been given little encouragement at the good natured manner with which Bellamy accepted his new boss’...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!
AFI - The Days of the Phoenix
I listened to this...
6093.) Every time I told you I loved you- every...
(via blogsecret)
You’re an asshole and a terrible person. Fuck you.
In a related note, I started following this again because I wanted to see if I wrote something totally phony if it’d get posted. I wrote something like “I like to come here and laugh at the banality of most of the posts, but then I cry because I’m actually dead on the inside.” I guess they...
The worst insult I have ever received, ever:
“You have a nose so big it could sit on top of Israel” from a dude in Penn Station. We were having beers before heading out, him and his friend sat down next to us. He asked me what size shoe I wore. I replied “Double-D”, because I’m SO IRREVERENT like that, and apparently he didn’t appreciate this because he kept going on and on about how I had a big nose and...
Last night's score:
US 1, BLIZZARD 0.
That’s “US” as in “we”, not “United States.”
Bob Klapisch - Here's an idea: Mets should trade... →
Here’s an idea: Bob Klapisch should set his computer on fire and cease writing about baseball immediately.
A final word on quota systems.
hammerito:
I attended a talk by Dr. John Dovidio of Yale University earlier this year. He gave a speech on racism among the well-intentioned.
He spoke for about an hour, during which time he recounted his experience working with the U.S. military to correct the racial imbalance among military officers (I believe it was the U.S. Army, but I’m not sure).
Under his advice, the military instituted...
Craig Bellamy jersey update!
The first game after I ordered the jersey, Bellamy got a dubious red card (on a second yellow which was supposedly for diving - a joke). Then, yesterday while I’m wearing it all day, City get smoked 3-0 at Tottenham and fall to 8th place. This is like that time I got a Tiki Barber jersey for Christmas in 2002 and he fumbled 3 times the next week against the Eagles.
Car crash leaves woman turned on for sex 24 hours... →
Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.
Hey lady, join the club, AMIRITE EVERYONE?!?!?!
David Bowie - Let’s Dance
Now I can’t...
hot things about boys.
illustratedexample:
SNIP!
luapula:
illustratedexample:
I AM WEARING A BELT WHILE DRIVING MY CAR AND DRUMMING ON THE STEERING WHEEL. LOOK AT HOW FUCKING HOT I AM NOW!
Are you issuing a hotness challenge? I also have properly fitting shirts, AND fucking keys I can put into my belt loop (but I don’t, because I don’t want the girls to think I’m doing all of that to impress them, you know...
hot things about boys.
illustratedexample:
luapula:
johnwilkestooth:
karenmejia:
trinnasdfghjkl:
seaniegiiirl:
don’t ask why i’m making a list. feel free to reblog and add if you want.
the way they drive their car. yes, how some guys hold the wheel with one hand straight out at the top of the wheel. it sounds normal but ohhh lawd if you have seen it, you have SEEN it, my dear friend. hot hot hot.
when guys...
My Craig Bellamy jersey arrived today.
Right on my birthday? Already 1-for-1 as far as luck goes. This shirt is flippin’ sweet.
hot things about boys.
johnwilkestooth:
karenmejia:
trinnasdfghjkl:
seaniegiiirl:
don’t ask why i’m making a list. feel free to reblog and add if you want.
the way they drive their car. yes, how some guys hold the wheel with one hand straight out at the top of the wheel. it sounds normal but ohhh lawd if you have seen it, you have SEEN it, my dear friend. hot hot hot.
when guys shirts are at JUST the right...
24!
So I’m sitting around right now, having a beer or two and pondering how 23 treated me, and while in a lot of ways it sort of sucked as far as not achieving what I wanted to, I did have plenty of good times with good people. And in the end, no matter what else happened, that means it wasn’t all that bad. I don’t want to talk up how “this is going to be the year!” or...
13074.) saying "i like you" to me, is much more...
mellorstrummer:
punkrockhepburn:
savagemike:
(via blogsecret)
The easiest is “I wanna fuck you”
damn it if I said that to every guy I liked I’d either chase them all away or be up to THERE in dicks.
I tell everyone I hate them. :D
Blogsecret continues to be fucking retarded. And so does the Giants defense.
I accidentally started listening to Lady Gaga.
hammerito:
Someone make it stop.
SUCKS FOR YOU.
CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTION OF THE WEEK
IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN!
cute boy in glasses; hat; vest; thermal with the thumbs cut out standing and reading a magazine my friend and i spotted you across the way, a seat opened across from us and we tried not to laugh as we innocently stared; did you see us snap your picture? i think you did. help us find this boy<3
Congrats, stalker-ish crazy chicks, you’ve officially...
None of these people will see this.
To the nice young lady on the 2:53 AM Sunday train to Ronkonkoma that got my attention in my half-drunk, half-asleep stupor to inform me my nose was running, thank you for the heads up. To the gentleman who then complained about this because he didn’t have a chance to take a picture of my hilariously runny nose on his cameraphone, to whom I then said “go fuck yourself”, no,...
